Nerf Raider Rapid Fire CS-35 Dart Blaster Value Pack
Nerf Raider Rapid Fire CS-35 Dart Blaster Value Pack Reviews
I was so looking forward to going to war. I was looking forward to what Conan would say is best in life, “To crush your enemies — See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” Speaking of movies and quotes, there is a quote at the beginning of Black Hawk Down, which was turned into a movie, “…Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade waiting for the ultimate practitioner.”
Now how am I suppose to be the ultimate practitioner with this worthless piece of $#!+ gun? Really, I bought one on Amazon and it came and the front handle didn’t pull back at all…I read the instructions more than once; for I have that type of leisure time waiting to be used up. There is a quote by Nels F. S. Ferre, “A man who experiences no genuine satisfaction in life does not want peace. People court war to escape meaninglessness and boredom, to be relieved of fear and frustration. Well, this gun brought no war, and instead more frustration. Finally, I bought another, figuring I got a defective one. The next one I bought at Target on 10/10/09…and it had the same problem. Suspicious that it was operator error (me being an idiot), I check on line, on reviews, on nerf sites, nothing. I think it might have been quality control issues.
This makes me now see a little of what it must have been like for the first soldiers in Vietnam who got the M16 A1s that would jam up on them. I can now relate to that experience fully…having two of these fail completely on me.
So now I wait to see if at some later point, if I read enough good reviews, do I dare try a 3rd time… will it be 3 strikes and I am out, or the other cliche?
I just hope by the time I get a working one, I am not so out of control angry I go up into a tower at some family function and rain foam death upon them all…
…I’ll probably do something like this anyway
What is best in life
“To crush your friends, to see them cower before you, to lay upon them a storm of darts, and to hear the lamentation of their women who want attention and for them to stop playing nerf with me.”
-Sam Kochel
p.s. this product will not achieve this quote, it sucked!
Posted in 
Tags: 
